Due to unforeseen circumstances, I kind of missed most of this episode. And then when I went back to watch it online I was bored. Everything is boring without Canadian Horse Whisperer. I’m sorry, but I’m still in mourning.
So here is my summary of last night’s episode in 100 words or less accompanied by some visual aids:
Jess/Elsa rewarded with individual date. She’s excited.
Everything is the BEST
Old steam train, many vintage.
So much vintage
Forehead touching
Rowboat
Forehead touching
Forehead touching
Group date – it’s a yacht
Because water
Boobs
I love boobs! Really!
Sunscreen
Bitchy stares
Boobs
Stay calm…stay calm…
Cocktail party
Louise has new lipstick – what is life?!
Who even ARE you?!
Chantal’s boobs
Blake takes Lisa to ‘secret spot’ and she says something normal
We are so secretive
Cheeky pash
Everyone hates Jess/Elsa
You’re out of the group
Forehead touching
Rose ceremony
Chantal’s boobs
Bye bye Vampire Mary & Holly 2.0.
Holly 2.0 doesn’t even care
They look sad
The end.
That's What She Said... 
Please don’t be sad. You may have missed the best bit – Laurina doing an impression of Jess. All scary eyes and bared teeth. Frightened the utter be-jesus out of me. Totally worth the hours of ads on Tenplay just for that freeze frame alone.
I have since scoured the internet for said freeze frame. You’re right. It is everything.
HOW DID I MISS THIS?!