The Bachelor Season 2 Recap: The One I Didn’t Really Care About

5 Sep

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I kind of missed most of this episode. And then when I went back to watch it online I was bored. Everything is boring without Canadian Horse Whisperer. I’m sorry, but I’m still in mourning.

 

So here is my summary of last night’s episode in 100 words or less accompanied by some visual aids:

 

Jess/Elsa rewarded with individual date. She’s excited.

 

peak-gush

Everything is the BEST

 Old steam train, many vintage.

 

train

So much vintage

 Forehead touching

 

Rowboat

 

forehead touching

Forehead touching

 

forehead touching 2

 

Forehead touching

 

forehead touching 2

 

Group date – it’s a yacht

 

yacht

Because water

 

Boobs

 

blake boat

I love boobs! Really!

 

Sunscreen

 

Bitchy stares

 

Boobs

 

blake boat 2

Stay calm…stay calm…

 

Cocktail party

 

Louise has new lipstick – what is life?!

 

louise lipstick

Who even ARE you?!

 

Chantal’s boobs

 

chantal boob

 

Blake takes Lisa to ‘secret spot’ and she says something normal

 

lisa

We are so secretive

 Cheeky pash

 

Everyone hates Jess/Elsa

 

FROZEN

You’re out of the group

 

Forehead touching

 

forehead touching 2

 

Rose ceremony

 

Chantal’s boobs

 

chantal boob

Bye bye Vampire Mary & Holly 2.0.

 

Holly 2.0 doesn’t even care

 

mary rachel 2

They look sad

 

 

 

The end.

 

 

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2 Responses to “The Bachelor Season 2 Recap: The One I Didn’t Really Care About”

  1. Sarah September 6, 2014 at 10:00 am #

    Please don’t be sad. You may have missed the best bit – Laurina doing an impression of Jess. All scary eyes and bared teeth. Frightened the utter be-jesus out of me. Totally worth the hours of ads on Tenplay just for that freeze frame alone.

    • laurensaid September 11, 2014 at 4:08 am #

      I have since scoured the internet for said freeze frame. You’re right. It is everything.
      HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

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